RANT: Cell Phone Insurance

OKAY....

Biggest rant of my life is right here...

I HATE CELL PHONE INSURANCE PROGRAMS!!!

Such a fucking joke.  Your providers has your pay like $200 to start the insurance, so if something bad happens (and with me something ALWAYS bad happens to my techology devices) you can get a replacement.  WELL... in a drunken stooper, I misplaced my iPhone 4.  SUPER PISSED.  I even have the Find My iPhone app, and because the stupid thing is turned off it cannot be located.  TOTALLY crappy right? 

First issue: Not an authorized user.
UMMMMMMMMM okay... Yes I'm on my family plan.  Because single person plans cost up the butt, and I'm not about to pay that much for a plan.  I'm ballin' on a budget.  So when I break/lose/get my phone stolen, I can definitely authorized.  I should NOT have to have my father present to so YES my daughter can use her credit card to pay for the deductible of $180 for a new phone.

Second issue: Police report?
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.  I told you my phone was lost, not stolen.  It's turned off.  And because I wasn't "authorized" yesterday, I couldn't call the police station when it was still open.  Now I have to wait a fucking day until it is open tomorrow.  I might go there IN PERSON, so them to tell me that they don't file police reports on phones that were maybe stolen.  SERIOUSLY cell phone insurance people, you are killing me right now.

Third issue: FAXING... really?
OMG, this is 2012.  Who actually uses a fax machine?!  How about let's email this shit like the people of the future do.  I don't even know how to use my parent's fax machine... I don't think they even know how to use it!  FML.

Fourth issue: 5-7 business days shippining.
So when you say its a "next day delivery" it's really like I'm going to see it in like 2 weeks.  FUCKING NEAT.  I need this phone for work douchebags, I'll pay extra to get it tomorrow.

FINAL ISSUE: The cell phone provider using these stupid insurance companies so they don't have to deal with people like me.
GROW A PAIR AND DEAL WITH US ANGRY CUSTOMERS.  Don't throw me to these people who are not based anywhere close to me.  They probably office on the east coast (nice accents) or over seas (yeah I can't understand you).  Thanks for selling me a piece of paper that says you'll be completely satsified with our "insurance plan", when really you have no idea how it even works because when you break YOUR phone, you just go in the back and grab a new phone.  DO THAT FOR ME.


That's all.. Not happy right now...



♥ MoJo

2012!!

♥ ♥ FIRST POST OF 2012 BETCHES!!!! ♥ ♥

Sorry, I've been so MIA lately.  Probz because I've been so KICKASS so far this year. OBVI ;)

LOVE my job.  I am a lucky girl.  Although my territory is far away from where I live, I'd never give it up!  The Northern suburbs are awesome, I love my bars and my contacts!  Be sure to check out Bushmills Irish Whiskey new favor, Honey.

In addition... the day has come... I'm movin' out of the number one city in the nation Eden Prairie, and moving in with some of my favorite betches, DZ & Nell.  WOOT!!  SLP/Uptown area is my new stomping ground starting Wednesday.  Should be all moved in on Friday.  Call me (if you know me, duh) if you wanna check it out this weekend ;)

Still single... AND READY TO MINGLE.  Whatevs, no one can tame this wild beast.  I like to party, hang out with my betches, drink lots of vodka, dance on tables/bars/chairs, shop 'til I drop, kiss guys, and do what ever the hell I want and NOT have to answer to anybody...


YOUNG.WILD.&FREE.  
Just sayin...


That is it for now... 'Til next time!





♥ MoJo

Sleepless In EP

HELLO BLOG WORLD!

Where have I been the last 6 months... Geez, not killin' in 2011.  Probably need to revamp my blog skills in 2012, since the world's ending and all that jazz.

But yeah... I woke up about a hour ago and cannot fall back asleep, so I thought I'd get on here.  GIVE THE GOOD WORD.  I know you all have missed it.

What's new with me?
WELL, I have a big kid job!  For those of you know didn't know.  Lovin' it :)
I've had hella short hair for a few months now.  Starting to get those recession roots again, gotta get my hurr did ASAP.  Missing the long, luscious goldie-locks that I used to rock. :'(
I'M 24! So old, I know.  Was my golden bday too.  Thanks to all my friends that came out.  I made a complete fool of myself, and I'm glad you could all witness it.  Hehe.  LOVE YOU ALL BETCHES.

What's the same old shit?
Still in EP with the roommates...  aka my parents.
Still driving the Silver Skeeter.  Has a few bumps and bruises, but until i move out I'll deal with driving a hott mess of a car.
Still single 'n ready to mingle.

Gotta Dedicate this song To My Ex... Haha.




Nothing really else is going on...
Finally feeling a bit tired though!  Yay.

'Til next time...









♥ MoJo

TREND SPOTTING: Planking

EVERYONE IS DOING IT!!

From celebrities... to everyday people! It's the trend sweeping the world.  So much fun!  The more unusual the place, the better.  You've gotta try it sometime.  It is highly entertaining.  Especially when drinking ;)

Here's a few examples of planking:

FLAVOR FLAVVVVVVVVVVVV!

Eight Woolworths employees in Australia have been fired for “planking” on the job.. Dedication to planking!

Even Elmo planks!!

Me just plankin' at Sneaky Pete's!

That is all!  Enjoy :)














♥ MoJo

Not Everyone Can Wear Yellow.. SORRY.

Know I haven't blogged in months.  SO SUE ME.  

Been kinda busy with life... Trying to get a full-time job, cousins' weddings, working here and there, partying like it's my profession... You know.  IMPORTANT THINGS.  It's summer time :)

Old school Rih-Rih. Sexual.

But seriously, the summer has brought out some of the worst in us... The color yellow.  Sorry I'm NOT sorry, everyone can cannot pull off this color!  It's a hard color for people to do.  You either need to be super tan, or be a person of non-white ethnicity. (Ufff so jelly of your natural skin tone! I spend tons of money on tanning beds and tanning lotion to look like you!)

I mean c'mon.. Pasty white people.. CAN'T DO YELLOW.  Get it thru your heads people!  Not everyone can look as hott as Rihanna twurkin' yellow on the left side of the page.  Like dammmmmmmmmn, look at how amazing she looks! :)

Prom '05. KILLIN' IT!

Or blondes.. It's really hard for us to pull off yellow.  I mean, look at how dark I am in that picture over there!! -->
That is like 2 weeks of going in the tanning bed every single day.  Basically trying to get skin cancer so I can work yellow.  Arggg!!!

Haha, yes I just said I can pull off yellow ;)
ONLY IF I HAVE A TAN THOUGH.
Otherwise, not a chance!





And that's my rant today.. HAPPY TO BE BACK ON THE BLOG GAME!





♥ MoJo

Things I Cannot Get Enough Of

So I realized I've been slackin' on my blogging skillzzzzz.  SORRY 'BOUT IT.  I've been busy... or whatever.  Maybe a bit of writer's block.  Anywho, thought I'd let everyone know some of the things I may or may not have a minor obsession with...

1. WORDS WITH FRIENDS app.  Seriously, it's so addictive!!  I get in trouble all the time at A&F for being on my cell phone on the sales floor.  But it's like, HEY BOSS, I have like a zillion games going on, and I gotta get my Scrabble fix!  Sometimes I can't believe some of the words I play are even words... I literally am just putting combination of letters and hitting "send" to see if they go through.  You know what I mean! Haha.  But seriously, I cannot stop playing this game... Someone help me!  (PS. my user name is MollyDollyJo, CHALLENGE ME BITCHES) 
2. Dresses with belts.  They're comfy.  They're cute.  They can dress up or dress down any outfit for any occasion.  I just love all the possibilities that belts with dresses has to offer!  LOVES!!
3. Kanye's New Workout Plan, aka WORKING OUT!  You know me, gettin' my SWELL on in the gym.  My "G" of my "GLT".  It's my stress relief, time to reflect, way of rejuvenation, and getting me toned for swim suit season!  Hehe! You can find me at the Eden Prairie Community Center for now.  Can't wait for summer, so I can run around Lake Calhoun!
4. WATCHES.  I love that I can just look down at my wrist and HEY there's the time!  I don't have to fuss through my purse, looking for my cell phone, and turning on the screen just so I can see the time.  TOO MUCH WORK.  They're also a total fashion statement.  Mine is a hott pink, plastic digital watch that I got from Macy's for Christmas. Once again, LOVES IT!
5. Rebecca Black's song "Friday."  It's sooooooo catchy, can you blame me?  This YouTube sensation that is sweeping the nation is just crazy.  It just shows that anyone can write a song, use Auto-Tune, and make a stupid little video and become famous.  I keep telling my friends we need to start video taping what we do, and post it on our own YouTube station.  WE COULD MAKE MILLIONS! 
6. Victoria's Secret and PINK NATION.  I receive so many coupons from this retailer!  Totally motivates me to buy more sexy lingerie.  Just today Vici's just hooked me up with a FREE ruched back panty (with no purchase necessary, HOLLA), and a card that says $10 off $50 purchase, $15 off $75, and $25 off $100.  GENIUS!  We women cannot resist deals as good as this!  I know I'll just have to take advantage of buying some new Twins gear from the PINK Major League Baseball Collection (LIMITED EDITION, btw) with this addition offer from Vici's.  Just a fool for good advertising tactics and marketing strategy.

7. UMD Bulldogs Hockey!!!!!!!!  I am so proud to say I am an UMD Alumni.  Way to go, guys, you're amazing.  I'm hoping to get some tickets to the Frozen Four and go support my Doggies on Thursday.  Who's with me?!!  Good luck fellas!  Bring home a NCAA 'ship like our amazing Football team did.  ;)

That's about it for now.  Hope you enjoyed it!

♥ MoJo

SONG OBSESSION: Rocketeer

I cannot get enough of this song!! Stuck in my head 24/7.  Enjoy peeps!

Rocketeer by Far East Movement featuring Ryan Tedder.

From YouTube.

♥ MoJo