Not Everyone Can Wear Yellow.. SORRY.

Know I haven't blogged in months.  SO SUE ME.  

Been kinda busy with life... Trying to get a full-time job, cousins' weddings, working here and there, partying like it's my profession... You know.  IMPORTANT THINGS.  It's summer time :)

Old school Rih-Rih. Sexual.

But seriously, the summer has brought out some of the worst in us... The color yellow.  Sorry I'm NOT sorry, everyone can cannot pull off this color!  It's a hard color for people to do.  You either need to be super tan, or be a person of non-white ethnicity. (Ufff so jelly of your natural skin tone! I spend tons of money on tanning beds and tanning lotion to look like you!)

I mean c'mon.. Pasty white people.. CAN'T DO YELLOW.  Get it thru your heads people!  Not everyone can look as hott as Rihanna twurkin' yellow on the left side of the page.  Like dammmmmmmmmn, look at how amazing she looks! :)

Prom '05. KILLIN' IT!

Or blondes.. It's really hard for us to pull off yellow.  I mean, look at how dark I am in that picture over there!! -->
That is like 2 weeks of going in the tanning bed every single day.  Basically trying to get skin cancer so I can work yellow.  Arggg!!!

Haha, yes I just said I can pull off yellow ;)
ONLY IF I HAVE A TAN THOUGH.
Otherwise, not a chance!





And that's my rant today.. HAPPY TO BE BACK ON THE BLOG GAME!





♥ MoJo