Talkin' about the latest and the greatest things happening in my life. The styles, the fashions, the trends, the gossip, and the rants! Git, git, GIT IT GURL.
Sorry readers! I went home for a LONG weekend back in the greatTwins Cities. Let me just say, that R&R was definitely needed. School's been intense, Duluth is cold and boring, and most importantly...
I missed my family (yeah, I'm a big softy).
But geez! I am totally having a bad case of the Mondays today. Woke up at 6am & was in transit back to Duluth by 7. BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE. Direct hit of morning rush hour traffic on 694 East. Just a killer. Once I got on 35W to 35 North, it was smooth sailing. Loved it!
Now let me get a few rants of my chest. Real quick...
First & foremost: I HIGHLY DISLIKE UPTOWN, MINNEAPOLIS, BAR SCENE.
Seriously though! I feel like for every 5 times I go there for a night for debauchery, maybe 1 or 2 of my experiences there have been fun. ONE would totally be Miss K.Choh's 22 b-day bash, when we rocked Stella's world, and made the rooftop patio at Drink our bitch! Otherwise, I personally think Cowboy Slims is probably the WORST bar in the area, the Cafeteria is only cool if you can get on the patio, Chino Latino's happy hour is the only affordable thing on its menu, Williams is okay, and Bar Abilene has not impressed me. If you disagree, PLEASE inform me of a quality location to go in Uptown, at what time and what day of the week. THANKS.
Secondly: WTF Vikings?
You know how hard I was chirpin' at my Packers' fan friends?! A LOT. Now I feel like a jackass. Brett, my silver fox... Thanks for admitting to the phone calls. But seriously, sexting is way more badass. Wish you would have fessed up to that mess... ANYWHO, that is besides the point. Those three interceptions hurt our flow at Lambeau last night. I mean, there's only so much that big RANDY Moss can do for our team..
And Percy Harvin. Which BTW, I am OLDER than Percy! He's a '88 baby, I'm '87! WEIRD...
Paris Hilton sports UGGS.
Finally: "FUGGS"
Everyone can agree here, fake UGGS are FUGLY! And if you don't know what I mean by that, I mean they are f-in UGLY!Save up the $120 to $180 (based on the Classic Boots on the UGG Australia), and buy a pair. Real ones last longer. They are made with real sheepskin & swede to insure comfort & warmth. They have a WARRANTY. You screw them up within a year, get new ones on them, essentially. Get over being a cheap ass, ditch the FUGGS, and git da UGGS!
ROTFL.
I may or may not have an obsession with Dean Winters. SO SEXY.
Also, from a marketing standpoint (oh gettin' serious here), it's a very memorable commercial. Using a celebrity, especially a MALE celebrity, to depict a typical teeny-bopper girl is hilarious! I mean, I was totally that girl back in the day. You know... Drivin' my old green Explorer in high school, not paying attention in the Cost-Co parking lot, backing into a Lexus... I mean...
WHOOPS... At least I didn't hit-and-run. That's lame. WHO DOES THAT?! That makes me think of a rant...
But ANYWHO, here's the video.
Allstate Mayhem Commercial: Teenage Girl in Pink Truck.
From YouTube.
If you have NO IDEA what I am talking about, click da link to learn more about 2Ge+her! Boy bands ROCKED my world when I was in middle school. Pshhh, who am I kidding.. THEY STILL ROCK MY WORLD. This 2000 parody boy band group was hilarious with funny, catchy tunes. "Say It, Don't Spray It" has taught me a great life lesson: "I want the news, not the weather."
This song also has a valid point... the hardest part of breaking up is NOT feeling bad about hurting the other person's feelings, or that you're going to be sad, or whatever... it's definitely GETTING BACK YOUR STUFF! I can speak from experience. He still has two pairs of sweatpants and a pair of basketball shorts. You know who you are, please return. Haha.
Ashley Olson.
The Olson twin that ALWAYS rocks blonde hair.
Let me just say, I AM A TREND SETTER!
Why do you ask? Because I've been sportin' the dark, over-grown roots now for a solid 8 months. Usually I frown upon this for for many reasons:
I think it looks trashy.
Why would anyone want to dye there hair a color that isn't close to his/her natural color? Be happy with what you are born with. And not everyone should try to be blonde... Because honestly, some people cannot pull it off.
Taylor Momsen.
I don't think she has enough eyeliner on.
Um how broke are you that you cannot afford to re-dye your air? A kit runs from about $10 to $25. A pro will cost about $120 (I WOULD KNOW).
But hey, me and my homegirls Ashley Olson and Taylor Momsen ROCK the over-grown roots. Basically bottle blondes are IN. And all you brunettes are SUCKAZZZZZZZ.
JUST SAYIN'...
Okay, okay. Usually, I wouldn't be caught dead like this. But I'mma broke college student, okay! And the last time I had my hair dyed, my sister did a box-dye cap kit. Looked pretty ridic, because I still had my kickass bangs, and they were NOT havin' this whole idea of pulling through the holes of the cap. Maybe one of these days I'll cough up the money to git my hurr did. MAYBE.
[John Legend - Chorus]
I got the World in my hands, the master plan
But I don’t know why I keep calling
Why I keep all of these girls at my shows
They loving me but I don’t know why
I keep calling
Why I keep calling you
All the models to the floor right now
All the models to the floor right now
All the models to the floor right now
All the models to the floor right now
[Kanye West]
I’m in my Christian Dior with a Veronica Webb
Noemie Lenoir, Chanel, Sessilee Lopez
Arlenis Sosa, Selita Ebanks
If you work with my people, speak that Jourdan Dunn language
Make a phone call, out to Joan Smalls
I wonder how it feel to lower (Lara) Stone’s walls
Jessica Gomes, yall, I would damage her
And see if Jessica Stam got the stamina
I’m in the car with Leo and the Benz swerve
I heard Bar was friends with Esti Ginzburg
Coco Rocha, Kate Mimosa
Alessandra Ambrosia, Anja Rubik,
Get Olga Kurylenko, tell her I’m very single
Abbey Lee, too I’m a freak boo
I’m wylin I’m on a thousand
I wanna see Irina Shayk next to Doutzen.
[Chorus]
I got the World in my hands, the master plan
But I don’t know why I keep calling
Why I keep all of these girls at my shows
They loving me but I don’t know why
I keep calling
Why I keep calling you
[Kanye West]
Christian Dior denim flow
I told her I’m tryna eat out so what we going for dinner for
[Pusha T]
Miami nights on the search for some T and A
Tryna hide what’s obvious to see in me
We conversate a bit about your DNA
And my salmon coloured suits from the VMA’s
Oh you was watching, who the f-ck wasn’t
Me skip across that stage in 5 dozen
Yeah 60 grand for a minutes time
Italian vogue styled a n-gga for a minute rhyme
Lets be clear and lets be fair
The best things in music’s being offered here
Its a round table full of bosses here
Still giving you it all like the coffins near
[Chorus]
I got the World in my hands, the master plan
But I don’t know why I keep calling
Why I keep all of these girls at my shows
They loving me but I don’t know why
I keep calling
Why I keep calling you
I got the World in my hands, the master plan
But I don’t know why I keep calling
Why I keep all of these girls at my shows
They loving me but I don’t know why
I keep calling
Why I keep calling you courtesy of TopLyrics.Info
[Ryan Leslie]
It’s time for a lesson in model behaviour
Damn, look at all the bad b-tches I gave you
Man I can see the flaws to your flavour
Look like wonder woman and still need a saviour
Maybe its a billionaire maybe its that cocaine
I done seen drugs and money run the whole game
A good girl lost in the city life
Agent Provocateur holding titties right
I’m haute couture of hoes galore
Give my girl a newport ’cause she’s smoking yours
I’m the authority of model seniority
They call me Les but they all need more of me.
[Lloyd Banks]
He ain’t Kraft material, champagne for cereal
Shorty stole my heart, criminal, my lucky charm
Fly clothes and Lear shows, type kind of stuff we on
Stuff all my problems in that bong and I’m puffin’ strong
I been locked in my way of thinking, now my cuffs are gone
Must’ve been the liquor talkin’, I’m beggin’ the cups, “C’mon”
Might come off as irregular, I come in custom form
T-G-I-F, GT breeze, my hustler’s poem
My sound’s full-grown, reminds me of my favorite chronic (Kush)
Ball like a SuperSonic, make the haters vomit (Uh)
N-gga, make some money ‘fore you make a comment
I meant to snap a while ago, but who knows where the time went?
Probably dime chicks, whips with a Diddy
Now I’m back like a nine milli, runnin’ New York City
See me clearly through the storm
The world’s mine, sits pretty in my palm
Sean Don (Chandon?) as we continue on
[Chorus]
I got the World in my hands, the master plan
But I don’t know why I keep calling
Why I keep all of these girls at my shows
They loving me but I don’t know why
I keep calling
Why I keep calling you
[Kid Cudi]
N-ggas think they know I’m the guy with the story
They dont really know what’s in my head, f-ckin’ with me
How can I be better?
I could start with just the basics
Dior, Dior, galore, I love the cut
I seem to have forgotten that I’m off the nini
To the people who dont know Cud’, know what?
Rose gold presidential on my boney wrist
Took my ma to Chanel, had her LC the stunner
She got haters, some in the fam made us
But they don’t really matter, we escaping with our paper
“Hey ya”, I’m on my Andre 3000
I’m all good now, a n-gga don’t need no counseling
Woke up in the room and my mojo was active
Looks from the hoes that were more than likely passive
Back when let me not reflect on the old sh-t
I’m on to the new act, on to my new script
B-tches better have they thoughts before approaching
I done heard it all, baby, save it for them other n-ggas
Do things all before living, haters, copy, I’m the image
Haters, copy, I’m the image
Anywho... This weeks been a pretty rough one. Two exams, probably didn't ace either of 'em. Twins lost TWICE at home. Stupid Yankees. Next week isn't looking any better. Have an exam on Monday, as well as a group assignment that is weighted the same as a exam in a different class. My individual AND my group case projects due on Tuesday, with the group presentation. And some Naked Indians ultimate frisbee on Monday, volleyball on Wednesday, and softball on Thursday. Basically have another long week ahead of me.
Oh the rants. But on a lighter note...
MY SISTER IS COMING TO DULUTH TODAY!!
Holla, holla. Big girls lacrosse tourneyyyyyyy at UMD on Saturday. Be there, or be SQUARE.
I must say, I am EXSTATIC over the news of the Minnesota Vikings trading a 3rd round draft pick to the New England Patriots for the one and only RANDY MOSS. Yeah, I watch sports. WEIRD right, because I'm a girl. But I have a strong passion for Minnesota sports. I read the New York Times article about the trade. Hopefully this new addition to the team will help the Silver Fox Farve make it rain on the field. I mean c'mon, 1-2 record is killin' us. We need a change in our lineup. MOSS IS WHAT WE NEED!!
Big Randy's first game back in Viking attire is this upcoming MONDAY against the New York Jets. DRINKS?!!?! I'll be recovering from my first Consumer Behavior exam that day, so I need some fellow drinking partners...
"I'm just trying to let everyone know, so they put their t-shirts on." - Pauly D
Of course I was watching one of my fave shows, Jersey Shore, while getting my swell on in the GYM ('G' of my GTL). Saw this. Busted out laughin'. Definitely the new get-ready theme song, for sure. Gotta love our favorite guidos The Situation, DJ Pauly D, Vinny, and Ronnie.
In honor of my 5 year anniversary to working at Abercrombie & Fitch last month, I thought I'd play the first song I remember working to. Loyal employee since September 2005. A&F playlists rock my world.
Haven't been bloggin' every day. My B. Caught a wicked sinus infection. I'm on antibiotics, no worries! Should be 100% in ten days. WOOT WOOT!!
As my amazing former roommate DZ has said, "October: thank u for continuing the saga in 2010 as being the month of horrible luck." Just a preface... last year, when I used to live with 5 beautiful, intelligent, party animals (aka "the Big 6"), October tainted each of our lives in 3s. People got sick. People had broken cars. People got broke up with. TERRIBLE THINGS HAPPENED. A cursed stolen camera might have started it off... Who knows!
BUT ANYWHO! I'll try to keep up to standard, and get a blog post in each day. Alright?! ;)
