Bad Case of the Mondays... RANTS.

Office Space. The Quote.

Sorry readers!  I went home for a LONG weekend back in the great Twins Cities.  Let me just say, that R&R was definitely needed. School's been intense, Duluth is cold and boring, and most importantly...
I missed my family (yeah, I'm a big softy).

But geez! I am totally having a bad case of the Mondays today.  Woke up at 6am & was in transit back to Duluth by 7. BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE. Direct hit of morning rush hour traffic on 694 East.  Just a killer.  Once I got on 35W to 35 North, it was smooth sailing.  Loved it!

Now let me get a few rants of my chest. 
Real quick...

First & foremost: I HIGHLY DISLIKE UPTOWN, MINNEAPOLIS, BAR SCENE.
Seriously though!  I feel like for every 5 times I go there for a night for debauchery, maybe 1 or 2 of my experiences there have been fun.  ONE would totally be Miss K.Choh's 22 b-day bash, when we rocked Stella's world, and made the rooftop patio at Drink our bitch!  Otherwise, I personally think Cowboy Slims is probably the WORST bar in the area, the Cafeteria is only cool if you can get on the patio, Chino Latino's happy hour is the only affordable thing on its menu, Williams is okay, and Bar Abilene has not impressed me.  If you disagree, PLEASE inform me of a quality location to go in Uptown, at what time and what day of the week.  THANKS.

Sick Hat, Homie.  From HatClub.com.

Secondly:  WTF Vikings?
You know how hard I was chirpin' at my Packers' fan friends?!  A LOT.  Now I feel like a jackass.  Brett, my silver fox... Thanks for admitting to the phone calls.  But seriously, sexting is way more badass.  Wish you would have fessed up to that mess... ANYWHO, that is besides the point.  Those three interceptions hurt our flow  at Lambeau last night.  I mean, there's only so much that big RANDY Moss can do for our team..
And Percy Harvin. Which BTW, I am OLDER than Percy!  He's a '88 baby, I'm '87!  WEIRD...

Paris Hilton sports UGGS.

Finally: "FUGGS"
Everyone can agree here, fake UGGS are FUGLY!  And if you don't know what I mean by that, I mean they are f-in UGLY! Save up the $120 to $180 (based on the Classic Boots on the UGG Australia), and buy a pair.  Real ones last longer.  They are made with real sheepskin & swede to insure comfort & warmth.  They have a WARRANTY.  You screw them up within a year, get new ones on them, essentially.  Get over being a cheap ass, ditch the FUGGS, and git da UGGS!



That's all for today, folks!






♥ MoJo