Sleepless In EP

HELLO BLOG WORLD!

Where have I been the last 6 months... Geez, not killin' in 2011.  Probably need to revamp my blog skills in 2012, since the world's ending and all that jazz.

But yeah... I woke up about a hour ago and cannot fall back asleep, so I thought I'd get on here.  GIVE THE GOOD WORD.  I know you all have missed it.

What's new with me?
WELL, I have a big kid job!  For those of you know didn't know.  Lovin' it :)
I've had hella short hair for a few months now.  Starting to get those recession roots again, gotta get my hurr did ASAP.  Missing the long, luscious goldie-locks that I used to rock. :'(
I'M 24! So old, I know.  Was my golden bday too.  Thanks to all my friends that came out.  I made a complete fool of myself, and I'm glad you could all witness it.  Hehe.  LOVE YOU ALL BETCHES.

What's the same old shit?
Still in EP with the roommates...  aka my parents.
Still driving the Silver Skeeter.  Has a few bumps and bruises, but until i move out I'll deal with driving a hott mess of a car.
Still single 'n ready to mingle.

Gotta Dedicate this song To My Ex... Haha.




Nothing really else is going on...
Finally feeling a bit tired though!  Yay.

'Til next time...









♥ MoJo

TREND SPOTTING: Planking

EVERYONE IS DOING IT!!

From celebrities... to everyday people! It's the trend sweeping the world.  So much fun!  The more unusual the place, the better.  You've gotta try it sometime.  It is highly entertaining.  Especially when drinking ;)

Here's a few examples of planking:

FLAVOR FLAVVVVVVVVVVVV!

Eight Woolworths employees in Australia have been fired for “planking” on the job.. Dedication to planking!

Even Elmo planks!!

Me just plankin' at Sneaky Pete's!

That is all!  Enjoy :)














♥ MoJo

Not Everyone Can Wear Yellow.. SORRY.

Know I haven't blogged in months.  SO SUE ME.  

Been kinda busy with life... Trying to get a full-time job, cousins' weddings, working here and there, partying like it's my profession... You know.  IMPORTANT THINGS.  It's summer time :)

Old school Rih-Rih. Sexual.

But seriously, the summer has brought out some of the worst in us... The color yellow.  Sorry I'm NOT sorry, everyone can cannot pull off this color!  It's a hard color for people to do.  You either need to be super tan, or be a person of non-white ethnicity. (Ufff so jelly of your natural skin tone! I spend tons of money on tanning beds and tanning lotion to look like you!)

I mean c'mon.. Pasty white people.. CAN'T DO YELLOW.  Get it thru your heads people!  Not everyone can look as hott as Rihanna twurkin' yellow on the left side of the page.  Like dammmmmmmmmn, look at how amazing she looks! :)

Prom '05. KILLIN' IT!

Or blondes.. It's really hard for us to pull off yellow.  I mean, look at how dark I am in that picture over there!! -->
That is like 2 weeks of going in the tanning bed every single day.  Basically trying to get skin cancer so I can work yellow.  Arggg!!!

Haha, yes I just said I can pull off yellow ;)
ONLY IF I HAVE A TAN THOUGH.
Otherwise, not a chance!





And that's my rant today.. HAPPY TO BE BACK ON THE BLOG GAME!





♥ MoJo

Things I Cannot Get Enough Of

So I realized I've been slackin' on my blogging skillzzzzz.  SORRY 'BOUT IT.  I've been busy... or whatever.  Maybe a bit of writer's block.  Anywho, thought I'd let everyone know some of the things I may or may not have a minor obsession with...

1. WORDS WITH FRIENDS app.  Seriously, it's so addictive!!  I get in trouble all the time at A&F for being on my cell phone on the sales floor.  But it's like, HEY BOSS, I have like a zillion games going on, and I gotta get my Scrabble fix!  Sometimes I can't believe some of the words I play are even words... I literally am just putting combination of letters and hitting "send" to see if they go through.  You know what I mean! Haha.  But seriously, I cannot stop playing this game... Someone help me!  (PS. my user name is MollyDollyJo, CHALLENGE ME BITCHES) 
2. Dresses with belts.  They're comfy.  They're cute.  They can dress up or dress down any outfit for any occasion.  I just love all the possibilities that belts with dresses has to offer!  LOVES!!
3. Kanye's New Workout Plan, aka WORKING OUT!  You know me, gettin' my SWELL on in the gym.  My "G" of my "GLT".  It's my stress relief, time to reflect, way of rejuvenation, and getting me toned for swim suit season!  Hehe! You can find me at the Eden Prairie Community Center for now.  Can't wait for summer, so I can run around Lake Calhoun!
4. WATCHES.  I love that I can just look down at my wrist and HEY there's the time!  I don't have to fuss through my purse, looking for my cell phone, and turning on the screen just so I can see the time.  TOO MUCH WORK.  They're also a total fashion statement.  Mine is a hott pink, plastic digital watch that I got from Macy's for Christmas. Once again, LOVES IT!
5. Rebecca Black's song "Friday."  It's sooooooo catchy, can you blame me?  This YouTube sensation that is sweeping the nation is just crazy.  It just shows that anyone can write a song, use Auto-Tune, and make a stupid little video and become famous.  I keep telling my friends we need to start video taping what we do, and post it on our own YouTube station.  WE COULD MAKE MILLIONS! 
6. Victoria's Secret and PINK NATION.  I receive so many coupons from this retailer!  Totally motivates me to buy more sexy lingerie.  Just today Vici's just hooked me up with a FREE ruched back panty (with no purchase necessary, HOLLA), and a card that says $10 off $50 purchase, $15 off $75, and $25 off $100.  GENIUS!  We women cannot resist deals as good as this!  I know I'll just have to take advantage of buying some new Twins gear from the PINK Major League Baseball Collection (LIMITED EDITION, btw) with this addition offer from Vici's.  Just a fool for good advertising tactics and marketing strategy.

7. UMD Bulldogs Hockey!!!!!!!!  I am so proud to say I am an UMD Alumni.  Way to go, guys, you're amazing.  I'm hoping to get some tickets to the Frozen Four and go support my Doggies on Thursday.  Who's with me?!!  Good luck fellas!  Bring home a NCAA 'ship like our amazing Football team did.  ;)

That's about it for now.  Hope you enjoyed it!

♥ MoJo

SONG OBSESSION: Rocketeer

I cannot get enough of this song!! Stuck in my head 24/7.  Enjoy peeps!

Rocketeer by Far East Movement featuring Ryan Tedder.

From YouTube.

♥ MoJo

Say (Almost) Yes To The Dress

Simone Carvalli gown, found exclusively at POSH

For those of you who don't know, since I graduated college I have been working part-time at a local, bridal boutique in Uptown Minneapolis called POSH Bridal Couture (click to find out more)  This last summer Posh hired me as one of two marketing interns, where I focused on social media marketing practices. Basically got to play around on all the wedding vendor websites POSH belongs to, Facebook, Tweet, and create a Blog (just like this one, check it out!) all day, three times a week.  WAY fun, btw.   ;)

Today I did my first appointment (for the most part) at Posh by myself!  And I almost sold my first dress!!  She had on this BEAUTIFUL sheath, lace Simone Carvalli gown on... Ufff!  The girl looked amazing.  Unfortunately my bride needed some more costly alterations to customize her gown, and went with another store's dress.  Oh well, next time!  The appointment gave me more confidence in myself as a bridal consultant, and hopefully with more practice I can become a pro!
This picture is not quiet the dress from my appointment, but POSH has this sample in store for brides though!

For more on the wedding designer Simone Carvalli, click here.

Now back to watching football!  Missed the first half of the Packers-Bears game because of the last appointment of the day, so now... GO STEELERS!!!  Black & Yellow, Black & Yellow!!

♥ MoJo

RANT OF THE DAY: "Hello Bombshell" Bra

Victoria's Secret Bra

Ufff... Now let me tell you about a rant I have had for some time now...

First and foremost, I want to say I love Victoria's Secret.  All my lingerie is from them (well, lies, I have a few bra's from Gilly Hicks, but the MAJORITY are VS).  The PINK collection is a definite obsession of mine.  And I totally dig push-up bras.  They give the girls that extra lift that boys seem to love ;)   Finally, the Semi-Annual Sale is probably the best invention that VS has ever came up with.  It allows us broke-ass college students to afford sexy panties and bras to impress the drunken men we meet at parties.  (DUH!)

BUT SERIOUSLY, this "The Miraculous Bra" is out of control for a push-up bra!  As the ad above says, "instantly adds up to 2 full cup sizes," to give the max amount of boobies.  I tried it on at the VS in Uptown Minneapolis (amazing store, might I add, with its two levels), because it was super cheap in comparison to its highly expensive original price.  Now, I have some boobs, not too big, not too small (C's bay-bayyyyyyyyy), but WOW the amount of padding in this bra was probably equal to the amount of boob mass I have!  And it hurt!  I was not a fan.

IDK who would be a fan of this bra, but let me just say, NOT I! (Said the fly).

Any thoughts?




♥ MoJo