Wednesday, January 12, 2011

RANT OF THE DAY: "Hello Bombshell" Bra

Victoria's Secret Bra
Ufff... Now let me tell you about a rant I have had for some time now...

First and foremost, I want to say I love Victoria's Secret.  All my lingerie is from them (well, lies, I have a few bra's from Gilly Hicks, but the MAJORITY are VS).  The PINK collection is a definite obsession of mine.  And I totally dig push-up bras.  They give the girls that extra lift that boys seem to love ;)   Finally, the Semi-Annual Sale is probably the best invention that VS has ever came up with.  It allows us broke-ass college students to afford sexy panties and bras to impress the drunken men we meet at parties.  (DUH!)

BUT SERIOUSLY, this "The Miraculous Bra" is out of control for a push-up bra!  As the ad above says, "instantly adds up to 2 full cup sizes," to give the max amount of boobies.  I tried it on at the VS in Uptown Minneapolis (amazing store, might I add, with its two levels), because it was super cheap in comparison to its highly expensive original price.  Now, I have some boobs, not too big, not too small (C's bay-bayyyyyyyyy), but WOW the amount of padding in this bra was probably equal to the amount of boob mass I have!  And it hurt!  I was not a fan.

IDK who would be a fan of this bra, but let me just say, NOT I! (Said the fly).

Any thoughts?




♥ MoJo

3 comments:

  1. agreed! biofit all the way. i hate padding, that is so high school

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  2. I picked up that bra and alsmost died...I would never wear that in a million years! haha Danielle is right, so high school. And any guy is bound to find out that it is FAKE. Might as well spare yourself the embarassment :)

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